Booblex软件下载 daddydaycare剧本

Charlie Hinton: Hey, man, how did it go in there?

Max: ...I missed.

Charlie Hinton: He heh... what does that mean?

Max: I missed!

Charlie Hinton: Oh, hell, no!

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Phil: [in the carrot suit] Nobody likes broccoli!

Charlie Hinton: [in the broccoli suit] Ben likes broccoli! Don't you, Ben?

Ben: Nope.

Charlie Hinton: You turned my own sprout against me? Now you're gonna die!

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Charlie Hinton: If you don't stop it with that Star Trek stuff, I'm gonna push you in that sticker bush.

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Mrs. Gwyneth Harridan: Rock for Daddy Day Care... Do you know what this means?

Jenny: A... chance to prove ourselves in a little healthy competition?

Mrs. Gwyneth Harridan: No, you bubble-headed idiot. It's a deathwish.

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Charlie Hinton: Today we need some organization and planned activities.

Phil: No. We need Ritalin and leashes, that's what we need.

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Charlie Hinton: So... what else can we learn about?

Jamie: Dolphins. Dolphins are good.

Max: Dolphins are fish!

Becca: No, they're not!

Max: Yeah-huh, they live in water!

Becca: That doesn't mean they're fish!

Charlie Hinton: Hey, hey, hey... Calm down now. Maybe we should just ask another question here.

Jamie: ...Where do babies come from?

Charlie Hinton: Eh, eh... Y'know, why don't we go back to the dolphins, or something other than *that*?

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Charlie Hinton: Ok, you're gonna go out straight for a pass, and I want you to be my blocker. You're gonna come across and cut left and I'll...

Max: How 'bout we just run in a circle?

Charlie Hinton: ...Yeah, OK, that's a better idea! How 'bout we just aaaall run in a circle?

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Becca: We need more learning about things!

Charlie Hinton: More learning about things?

Becca: Yes. We're at a very critical age. You have to feed our minds!

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Ben: Remember when you broke my yo-yo?

Charlie Hinton: I did not break your yo-yo.

Ben: You did!

Charlie Hinton: I did not break your yo-yo.

Ben: Yes, you did!

Charlie Hinton: Your yo-yo was broke.

Ben: Yes, you did! Yes, you did! Admit-admit it! Ya killin me! Ya really killin me!

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Kelli: Hi, are you the new daddy?

Marvin: I'm your daddy.

[wheeze]

Marvin: I'm not your daddy! I'm your baby's daddy! Er - I'm not your *baby's* daddy! I'm gonna be... I mean, I'm-a... I'm-a... I'm...

Phil: You're Marvin...

Marvin: ...Marvin.

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Crispin: [shouts] Shut-up, Butthead!

Charlie Hinton: Shut-up, Butthead? I'm sure your mommy and daddy don't like you talking like that. When your mommy comes to get you I'm going to tell her what you said.

[Crispin kicks Charlies shin]

Charlie Hinton: [yells] Owww!

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Mrs. Gwyneth Harridan: My dear Jennifer... In life, there are winners and there are losers; and to win, you have to play dirty!

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The Flash: We need more chasing bad guys!

Marvin: Hey, that's an excellent idea!

The Flash: Like the Joker!

Marvin: No, you see, buddy, that's Batman's bad guy. You're the Flash, you need to be fighting...

The Flash: Lex Luthor?

Marvin: No, that's Superman. You need to be fighting Captain Boomerang, Gorilla Grod, the Reverse Flash...

The Flash: How about the Riddler?

Marvin: [to Charlie and Phil] What are you doing to these kids?

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Jamie's Mom: Who are you going to call if there's any problem?

[gives her a phone]

Jamie: 911, Mommy.

Jamie's Mom: Oh, such a good girl!

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Charlie Hinton: [after Crispin had kicked Charlie in the shin] I'll see you tomorrow Crispin. Tomorrow!

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Mr. Carrott: B-R-O-C-C-O-L-I! I am the broccoli and don't know why! C-A-R-R-O AND A T! Carrots are healthy for you and me!

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Charlie Hinton: Wow, goats really love pie

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Phil: Let’s get safety gate crazy.

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Charlie Hinton: Any boob can run a day-care center but it takes a family to raise some kids and that's what we're gonna be from now on, a family.

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Charlie Hinton: If you put your kids through this they're gonna be miserable in four languages...

Mrs. Gwyneth Harridan: Five, we start Portugese in the fall.

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